Jack Bauer Kill count for each season of 24

Season 6 Jack Bauer Head Count - 50
Season 5 Jack Bauer Head Count - 38
Season 4 Jack Bauer Head Count - 44
Season 3 Jack Bauer Head Count - 14
Season 2 Jack Bauer Head Count - 30
Season 1 Jack Bauer Head Count - 10 (it was a slow first day)

If everyone would just listen to Jack Bauer on 24 the show would be called 7.

Who would win in a fight, Jack Bauer or James Bond? Trick question because James Bond is a fictional character.

If Jack Bauer is hungry for a kill... wear a turtle neck.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

Every time you sneeze Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you sneezed, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer killed 135 people in just 5 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack Bauer saved Private Ryan.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack Bauer came up with the idea to can and sell his own urine, that product is known as Red Bull.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

Only Jack Bauer can prevent forest fires. The thing is, he doesn't bother.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're fucked.

Jack Bauer acually let himself get captured by the Chinese as part of an operation titled, 'Population Control'.

Jack Bauers Sperm is so amazing that after having sex with a woman she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".

The original ending to Season five had Jack Bauer laying on the cargo ship with the Chinese, and then suddenly Chuck Norris woke up out of bed and said, "I just had the worst dream."