08.07.08
"All work and no beer make Donald go something, something..."- Meself

07.17.08 - The Dark Knight Release Date
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA"- Joker

07.10.08
"If I don't relax and get some things off my mind, my brain may explode."- Meself

07.03.08
"Sometimes you just need to float."- Meself

06.26.08
"Make people happy the way that makes them happy, not the way you think they should be happy."- Meself

06.19.08
"Do something for someone that makes them happy, and let there smile bring a smile to you."-Meself

06.12.08
"Even if you're not super happy, smile. It fools people and just maybe you can be happy knowing you made someone else smile."- Meself

05.29.08
"I should be more humble and relaxed. I think it helps with breathing."-Meself

05.22.08
"If I can just get through this weekend alive, everything will be back to normal."- Meself

05.15.08
"Focus on the positive. We don't have that much time on this earth to waste with negative thoughts."- Meself

05.08.08
"Happiness is sleeping without an alarm clock."- Meself

05.01.08
"These gas prices are out of control, I'm not writing on the back of every 5 dollar bill 'Good For One Gallon of Gas' and putting it back in circulation. I think someone will get a laugh."- Meself

04.24.08
"Don't take anything to seriously, and don't let your mind dwell. I swear it's not healthy by any means."- Meself

04.17.08
"I'm pretty sure that half of taste is in presentation of the food."- Meself

04.10.08
"If I could go back in time I wouldn’t, I think I would screw something up. I would return to the present and find out that air no longer was available for free.-Meself

04.03.08
"I woke up to the construction crew working at 6:47am in the morning. All I could think was, 'Really?'. I guess they weren't lying when they said they were going to start at 6:30am."- Meself

03.20.08
"No. I don't believe in love at first sight. I believe in lust at first sight. I think love needs to be earned through time."- Meself

03.13.08
"i don't have enough guilt to be Catholic."- meself

03.06.08
"Sometimes a break from life can be the healthiest thing for a person"- Meself

02.28.08
"Don't pick your noes while you drive. It wouldn't be fun to get in a car accident and poke your brain."- Meself

02.21.08
"There is a time and place for everything. It's finding it that's the problem.- Meself

"We should get overtime for working on leap year day."- Brad Driver

02.14.08
"I think everything is Magical. That can't be good for Magic."- Meself

"It's my BIRTHDAY on QUOTE THURSDAY!!!"- Meself

02.07.08
"Once you realize Blue Otter Pops are the best Otter Pops, you will begin to see the world in a new and wonderful light."- Meself

01.31.08
With microwave dinners you have to be smarter than the food. Like chicken pot pies, you have to know when you're going to be hungry 10 minutes before you're hungry."- Meself

01.24.08
"Pain is Knowledge for the body. Hurt is Knowledge for the Mind."- Meself

01.17.08
"We all fall in love with someone new everyday."- Meself and Tara Abercrombie

01.10.08
"Next time a waitress asks you how you would like that cooked, tell her over Oak."- Meself

01.03.08
"With every end is just another beginning. Embrace both and keep moving."- Meself

"i cried when i found out I wasn't adopted."- Melissa Bailey

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