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My producer/friend Marissa and meself decided that this year we will create a new Quote every thursday while at work. I have decided to post them and share them with you here, so I hope you enjoy.
12.28.06 "People say some alone time is good. Forget that I would much rather have good company time." "It's amazing how many things warm your heart, when its only 14 degrees outside." 12.21.06 "When a buzz in your ear keeps you up all night it means the bands you saw did thier job." "They shouldn't call it home sick, they shoulc call it friend sick." 12.21.06 "When a buzz in your ear keeps you up all night it means the bands you saw did thier job." "They shouldn't call it home sick, they shoulc call it friend sick." 12.04.06 "Everything happens for a reason, and when you can't find that reason you shouldn't beat yourself up over it... because maybe that reason isn't for you..." "The best and worst thing about almost forgeting is that you didn't acually forget." 12.07.06 "The sadest momment is cooking for one." "Declared D.O.A. at the D.M.V." 11.30.06 "Being sick is simply a waste of time. So stay healthy and do everything you can to avoid getting sick." "leaving is bittersweet and it's just part of a person's long journey in life. It's a good thing that memories last forever." 11.23.06 "You have to love Thanksgiving... there are no requirments, no presents to buy, not cards to sign... all you have to do is sit back and enjoy." "So you're saying that you celebrate Thanksgiving by contributing absolutly nothing at all. Your mom would be so proud." 11.17.06 "How do you forget quote Thursday? It's only EVERY Thursday. I mean... come on..." "It's called fashionably late. I remember quote Thursday on forgetful Friday." 11.09.06 "It's no wonder we don't have a good solar energy act, electric car, or have discovered the meaning of life when so much of the world puts celebrity relationships on such high pedistoles." "Kevin had it coming... Birttany's a whore... Faiths a bitch... the news is sooo enlightening." 11.02.06 "Cherish perfection and don't let it go untill you can aquire better." "There isn't anything better than perfection and perfection isn't anything more than better. With that said... I'll take comfortable adoration." 10.26.06 "Life can have quick changes in the blink of an eye. So buckle up. If you think you can relax and undo that seatbelt... you just may get tossed." "That's what an 'oh shit' handle is for... However I prefer a handle and a seatbelt." 10.19.06 "The game 'paper boy' tought me that people have to paint there house red if they don't want the paper. Or if they want windows broken." "Oh duck hunt, those were the days. If only birds were that close in real life I could feed all the hungry people in the world." 10-12-06 "Friends are the best duct tape for a broken heart." "The most amazing thing about love is, that no one can keep you from loving someone. It's a choice you make and should cherish forever." 10.05.06 "Having hope can just set you up for disapointment. Though you should always have hope, you should always be prepaired when hope does not arrive." "The secret to having a happy life is within the very being of elmo." 09.28.06 "Don't demand rewards (or punishments) for your actions. Karma will come when it's good and ready." "If the glass is half full drink it and if it's half empty break it!" 09.21.06 "Where you there? Then don't believe the lie's, because I have a time machine and I was there... and Rome was in fact built in just one day." "Donald Rocks" 09.14.06 "Model airplane only look like fun because they are amazing amounts of awsomeness." Marrissa is off on her honeymoon 09.07.06 "With it's changing lights, fresh new look, huge HD screen, and LCD screen in front of the desk you would think the new CBS Newsroom was pimped by Xzibit." Marissa is off getting Married... so no qoute from her. 08.31.06 "Shit happens. So step in it, wipe your feet, and move on." "If neverland burns down, did it really happen" "Sharks live in the Ocean, and when they see one they close the beach. Why don't they close the forest when they see a bear?" 08.24.06 "Now that Pluto got demoted as a planet I would like to see some animation of Mickey Mouse bitch slapping Pluto and then yelling at him, "You are NOT a Planet!!!" "I don't care what those smart scientests say... I say let captian planet decide if pluto is a big boy planet." 08.16.06 "This summer, Snake on a plane. Next summer, Snake on a train. Then for the trilogy... snakes in a submarine. If all three do well... snakes in a movie theater for a bad summer movie." "Where's my highfive damn it?" 08.10.06 "Do vegans realize that by eating carrots they're forcing the rabbits to wear glasses." "If there is another terror plot, I think I'm going to blow something up. Boy, just saying that made me feel better." 08.03.06 "My turtle bit me, and now has the tast for human blood. I fear him." "You're so selfish. What about the kids that are going to come clean your yard?" "I believe in cheap child labor, and will let them deal with the turtle." 07.27.06 "You're going to starbucks, could you pick me up a ummmm... a waitress please. Extra hot." "I'm not paying a dollar for 10 pre-packaged ice cubes, I'm espicially not going to give my money to that french canadian bastard." "The News isn't that Lance Bass is gay, the news is that four guys from N*Sync are strait." "I think the definition of loving your kids is not drowning them in a bathtub" "If you're not guily by reason of insanity, but innocent until proven guilty, then how can you be innocent of killing children that you said you killed. Just curious" *Thanks Adrea Yates for the enlightment 07.20.06 "6pm is not a bed time." "I would never suggest anyone to go to bed at 6pm in fear that they would miss the best action packed hour of their life." 07.13.06 "We guys need women around to tell us to stop picking our scabs so we do it less." "Nobody wants to help me dig up controversey" 07.06.06 "I hear a lot of people don't agree with the majority a majority of the time which tells me that the majority is wrong." "I'm sure of it, Ken Lay is NOT dead." 06.29.06 "When you have a bad day you wait for something good to happen. When something good doesn't happen it leads to another bad day. And I don't feel well." "If the 4th of July was on a friday, would people get the whole week off work? 06.22.06 "Don't live life like it could be your last day... live life like it could be their last day." "Meg Oliver is not that hot." "Marissa is blind because Meg Oliver is in fact, that hot." 06.15.06 "Volcano's are really just mother earths zits, and that make it gross." "Does that mean, Islands are the acne scars of earth?" 06.08.06 "Well... the world didn't end on 6-6-06. Then again it didn't end in 1906, 1806, or 1706. I heard it did end in 1606, but that could just be a rumor. I think there's a better chance of Anne Frank leaving the door unlocked than the world ending on 666" "So two women in Santa Ana are friends and they had babies at the very same time, bith girls, same weight, pretty much long everything... my question? where are their husbands?" "Go find your soul!" 06.01.06 "I will never ever lie to you. Well, besides that last statement anyways." "If you have no jaw, how do you fold sheets?" 05.25.06 "If you say something you think is funny and no one laughs... just repeat it." "Everyone should have the power to sentence someone to Silence." 05.18.06 "I'm glad everyone wasn't given the gift of sarcasim, or no one owuld ever understand anyone else" "Mertle the turtle is a big fat liar, liar." 05.11.06 "I don't need to be cocky because everyone love's me." "you're right, penguins are cute, but sheep stuck on a hill are just great." 05.04.06 "Happy Cuatro De Mayo!!!" "We are All Superheros" 04.27.06 "Gas stations are money traps. Yea, I would like to pay for my gas... gas and some ice cream... gas, ice cream, and some chips... gas, ice cream, chips, gum and a soda...." "I dated a bass player once... he was good with his hands and he had rhythm.... Drummers? Well, they're scary because they drive vans." 04.20.06 "I've been a Reverand for four years now." "As a scientoligist Tom Cruise believes in a silent birthout without the use of drugs. Well I believe in Karma and hope that he has to pass a stone silently" "Good tasting coffie doesn't work" "excedrin migraine may be made of meth." 04.13.06 "IthinkthespacebarslowsdowntypingspeedsoI'mnotgoingtouseit." "Is Frank still frank... Without Donald?" 04.06.06 "Are police dogs affraid of the vacuum?" "Bad guys should cary around vacuums." "Happiness is having magnets on the fridge" 03.30.06 "When I get a dog, I'm going to name him 'Dee-Oh-Gee'." "the Virgin Mary digs holes." 03.23.06 "To get a solicitor to stop bothering you simply tell them that you don't speak english" "integrity counts!" 03.16.06 "Jesus was a healer, maybe he just had carmex, because that stuff is amazing." "Denny's is dangerous in more ways than one." 03.09.06 "When people start thinking I'm serious I'll stop being sarcastic." "People tell me to save the water. The world is 3/4 water, I think we're ok. Save the dirt." "To get a girl to marry you, take her to a cliff... she wont know whether you'll push her off if she say's no. She'll also worry that you'll jump." 03.02.06 "People who say the world is becoming over populated have not driven the 5 in California." "...try the drive between Winnemucca and elko Nevada, that will help prove the point." 02.23.06 "If shit is about to hit the fan, please turn the fan to the off position to avoid more mess" "Definetly, raining shit is not a good thing" 02.16.06 "As you grow older you grow wiser, I'm older and that makes me right" "The Candy Machine is talking to me" 02.09.06 "Monday's suck because you can't trade them. Tuesday's can be traded for Friday's, and Friday's are awsome. You may work on Wednesday and Thursday but you can trade them for Saturday and Sunday when you have the day off. Monday's can't be traded for any other day and therefor suck." "No matter what part of the world you live in... or the type of conditions you live in, it's in a person's naturally inherent disposition to want to win tick-tack-toe every time" 02.02.06 "there is never to much food, only leftovers" "Creatively debunked and emotionally tattered, she walked to the endge of the earth, and jumped." 01.26.06 "Love and time can not exist together, one must slow or stop for the other to truely florish" "Do people who have to have the last word also have to send the last e-mail?" 01.19.06 "If you need something just yell for it and it will show up. It's the bert and Ernie rule of thumb... here fishy, fishy, fishy." "Ex's are uncool, Rockets are cool. When an Ex leave's they're uncool, when a Rocket leaves they are cool" 01.12.06 "People ask me if the glass is half full or if the glass is half empty. Hell, I'm just happy to have the glass." "Peanut butter is just o.k. and celery is just plain blah. But if you put them together a magical creation of culinary art is created... crunch"" 01.05.06 "Being Waterproof is good!" "Someone who sweets peanutbutter and jelly should exercise with bread." |
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