stories



Randomness Vol. 01 It’s the world to me, and I think I like peanut butter. Yet everyone in the world is so convinced that Orin is using a bow and arrow, when it’s clear he’s flying a kite. I don’t know… maybe I’m going a bit mad right now. How could that nickel fall for 15 minutes? Why a nickel? I need a smoothie, and I’ve never seen a squirrel actually store a nut. There is a flaw in paper, and I don’t see it. I drive by the ocean and think to myself, wow… that’s a lot of water. I don’t know why he reads this. He’s just wasting his time. Then again… so am I? I realize that I’m awesome. Don’t steal my phone. I have come to a conclusion that my parents said ‘no’ a lot to me. I most likely deserved it. It’s not that I hate cats, but what good are they. I’m so close to a missile that it makes me smile a bit, the way she can on those days. A candle sits next to me, yet it’s never been lit. Not even once. It’s a waste of a candle. San Diego isn’t all that far away, yet I never go. I can say the same about San Francisco though. He isn’t a cowboy, they don’t exist anymore. Stop walking by me in that way, it makes you look silly and a bit crazy. Is wind an effect or affect? I do these things and think these things and seem to have no real effect, and maybe I just need a kiss. Maybe I just need more. I want to play with building blocks and make a fort. A castle I will one day own. Either that or live on the beach in total isolation. Not complete, but with someone special. I fart and she burps, it’s a team effort. The writers strike was dumb and should have never happened. I hear that voice and laugh. What ever happened to the high pressure, low pressure versus cloud rap battle? I need my photography and miss it a little I’ll admit, but this is something I can fix. What can’t I fix? An engine that ran to long without fresh oil put in it. I heard they are making a Cars 2, and that’s cool because the first one was a fun movie. If I could go back in time I wouldn’t, I think I would screw something up. I would return to the present and find out that air no longer was available for free. I don’t like to run but I can out walk you. Yes, that is a doodle pro. Yeah, I can make it mine, why not. Should I have used a question mark. There too. They are so slow at cleaning those windows. I don’t read that often, I’m far to picky with my books. I don’t believe in intelligent alien life, just plants and stuff on other plants. Why not right? A cruise would be fun, and is that gum under my desk? Rock climbing is exercise, and you get to see the outdoors. I need to get back into shape. Just relax a little. I want to watch that movie with that funny line it that mad me laugh. The last time I saw him he was drunk beyond all belief. I laughed, and I thought it was funny. We’re all not perfect, but should be open for change, at least a little bit. I kiss her and she kisses me back in that same way. Peanut butter tooth paste makes me smile when it’s with her. Is that speaker broken? It really is a beautiful and wonderful a world to waste exercise inside. I could get back into shape with some rock climbing. I spend time on that website because my computer is busy at work rendering and internet becomes my only option. I should go for walks, even though hikes are way better. He lied when he said that, ether that or he’s a virgin. You repeat yourself a lot you know that? Not you, but that other guy that has a fake name. If penguins could fly do you think they would leave Antarctica? That commercial is going to look really good, even though I’m going to look ridiculous. Word sure does bring up a lot of red lines when I type. Spelling is my downfall. Is there such a thing as an upfall? Again with that red line, it must not be a word. I’m going to do that thing tonight, but that is up to me and well… forgets about it. My phone makes corrections and I want to stop it, but I like it. The house is big and can fit more people, but that’s a lot of people. I can’t cut an avocado, but I’ll learn how to do it proper. Making an awesome hamburger though is something I can do well. We all make sacrifice’s, and some are bigger than others. She looks down and I laugh. Failure is not completing, and I fell that I complete everything, just not up to standards on those times when I don’t. Be nice. I had a weird dream, and I don’t miss mountain dew. I just don’t drink soda anymore. Fast food isn’t good at all. I’m back in my routine that I like every morning. Yellow sticky notes are addicting at the office. I feel like creating pretty much eighty percent of the day. My brain is always moving and working, and is that a dog? Big truck. That painting is that great, but this is only my opinion. Why aren’t there any good family shows on television anymore? He was gone for thirty two hours and no one missed him. She awoke in a hospital and thought she saw that guy from ‘Full House’. I’m not a fan of computer viruses, so I started to use Firefox. This water bottle is empty, and that was a delicious pumpkin seed. Peel the shell, eat, and repeat. I talk with my hands, and I mean sign language. I like to enjoy a little wine with my pancakes, which made me laugh. If beer was taxed more I would be such a happy person. First gear, second gear, I’m a race car driver. That’s an old lady power walking with an umbrella. I need some orange juice.